I got trampled by a HERD of drama llamas tonight.
The Boy (tm) and I decided that since mom was out for the evening with girlfriends, we were going out on the town to Subway for dinner.
It was like Adventures in Babysitting.
Tally thus far:
Explosive diahrrea? Check.
Feces-stained clothes? Check.
Near fight with random homeless guy on a train platform? Check.
Abusive fast-food employee who almost got punched out? Check.
Exploding light bulb? Check.
Unconscious-as-a-result-of-getting-hit-by-a-door cat? Check.
Vinegar all over the porch from trying to wake cat? Check.
Thumbtack in foot? Check.
Missing-then-found Glock? Check.
Overloaded washer with soap bubbles coming out? Check.
Front steps covered in glass from above light bulb? Check.
Hose squirting me in the face? Check.
WHAT ELSE??????????????
The Boy (tm) and I decided that since mom was out for the evening with girlfriends, we were going out on the town to Subway for dinner.
It was like Adventures in Babysitting.
Tally thus far:
Explosive diahrrea? Check.
Feces-stained clothes? Check.
Near fight with random homeless guy on a train platform? Check.
Abusive fast-food employee who almost got punched out? Check.
Exploding light bulb? Check.
Unconscious-as-a-result-of-getting-hit-by-a-door cat? Check.
Vinegar all over the porch from trying to wake cat? Check.
Thumbtack in foot? Check.
Missing-then-found Glock? Check.
Overloaded washer with soap bubbles coming out? Check.
Front steps covered in glass from above light bulb? Check.
Hose squirting me in the face? Check.
WHAT ELSE??????????????




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