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  • How The Fight This Morning Started !

    Driving to work, I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside a busy road and the driver slowly gets out of the car. I was already running late for work and was really stressed out - waiting for the anger to hit me.

    Well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a "Little Person" ! I rubbed my eyes and sure enough he really was a "Little Person".

    He gets out and storms over to my car, points to the damage to his car and looks back at me and says " I AM NOT HAPPY!"

    Slightly confused I looked back at him and say "If you are not happy then which one are you then? "

    . . . and that's when the fight started and the SWAT team arrived.
    "Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" Sun Tzu

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    Thats pretty funny funny right there
    K9...."Protect all who enter"

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    • #3
      Oz~
      LOL! Now that is awesome!

      Be Safe,

      Hank
      " We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle, our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on one hand and of overwhelming force on the other" - General George C. Marshall

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      • #4
        I love it had me all the way!
        THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS FOUR MINUTES
        THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .357 MAGNUM ROUND IS 1400 FEET PER SECOND?
        http://www.boondocksaints.com/

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        • #5
          "When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth"- dwarf saying, quoted by Terry Pratchett.
          The CCTV Blog.

          "Expert" is something like "leader". It's not a title that you can ever claim for yourself no matter what you might know or might have done. It's a title that others bestow on you based on their assessment of what you know and what you have done.

          -SecTrainer

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          • #6
            BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's awesome...

            Erron S.

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