OH no I did it

[Hank1]

Debbie Steves other half

" Steve's other half" directly translates to Steve's better half huh???

Be Safe,

Hank

[UtahProtectionForce]

hey steve what company did you end up appling with here in utah ?

[SecTrainer]

SecTrainer - During my show in San Diego some girls broke into my suite and took a bathroom toilet seat. I keep getting a bill from the hotel - if you can find and return the toilet seat to the El Cortez hotel I'll do the gig for free. I have amended the contract to reflect the change and am sending it to you - look for the messenger driving a pink cadillac.

Got it - be on lookout for one solid gold, jewel-festooned toilet seat. Roger!

[Curtis Baillie]

I keep getting this bill

SecTrainer - During my show in San Diego some girls broke into my suite and took a bathroom toilet seat. I keep getting a bill from the hotel - if you can find and return the toilet seat to the El Cortez hotel I'll do the gig for free. I have amended the contract to reflect the change and am sending it to you - look for the messenger driving a pink cadillac.

[Steve354]

To all of Steves friends Thanks for the jokes you guys. We had alot of fun reading it all. I would indeed let Steve go out with Elvis, as long as I get a share of the laughter. Thanks for being his buddies, May it never end. You havent lost a buddy, just gained a new nut. Keep up the good work and Enjoy your week.

Debbie Steves other half

[NRM_Oz]

Ladies and Gentlemen ............. Curtis ..... oops I mean Elvis has now left the building. I have only visited "Lost Wages" once but had a great time ..... just need more time to enjoy it and alot of energy. Sad to see the New Frontier Hotel has gone but the land is precious to send the hotels up to make the biggest and best.

[JB diligence]

Well, I just assumed you'd do it for free, Elvis. I mean, how often do you get a chance to jerk your pelvis these days now that you're running around incognito as a security consultant (I always knew you weren't dead!). I presume your clients would find it odd nowadays if you suddenly jumped onto their desk and did "Jailhouse Rock":

"Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Yeah...Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin to the jailhouse rock..."

It would be a memorable presentation, though, that's for sure!

That just made for a disturbing yet ear to ear grinning mental image.

[SecTrainer]

I have yet to receive an 'appearance' contract for that.

Well, I just assumed you'd do it for free, Elvis. I mean, how often do you get a chance to jerk your pelvis these days now that you're running around incognito as a security consultant (I always knew you weren't dead!). I presume your clients would find it odd nowadays if you suddenly jumped onto their desk and did "Jailhouse Rock":

"Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Yeah...Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin to the jailhouse rock...Er...what I meant to say, Mr. Weatherby, was that if you don't want jailbirds dancin all around your store after hours you should install motion detectors. Here, I'll demonstrate, but I have to sing while I do it: "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready...now go, cats, go!" <alarms go off all over the building>....

It would be a memorable presentation, though, that's for sure!

[Curtis Baillie]

Best wishes, Steve.

FORUM MEMBERS: The wake - er, I mean belated bachelor party - for Steve354, our dear departed friend, will be held at the Elvis Presley Pelvis-Jerkin' Wedding Chapel and Saloon in Las Vegas next Saturday, running through the following Thursday. Steve probably won't be able to get out of the house, of course, but the King himself will make an appearance, so don't miss it! (Dress is casual - and optional, for that matter. BYOB and check your weapons at the door, please.)

I have yet to receive an 'appearance' contract for that.

[SecTrainer]

Best wishes, Steve.

FORUM MEMBERS: The wake - er, I mean belated bachelor party - for Steve354, our dear departed friend, will be held at the Elvis Presley Pelvis-Jerkin' Wedding Chapel and Saloon in Las Vegas next Saturday, running through the following Thursday. Steve probably won't be able to get out of the house, of course, but the King himself will make an appearance, so don't miss it! (Dress is casual - and optional, for that matter. BYOB and check your weapons at the door, please.)

[Hank1]

Congrats on the nuptials. Good luck and cherish one another.

Be Safe,

Hank

[TheEskimo]

Congratulations on you marriage. I hope you both lead a long, happy and fulfilling life together.

[NRM_Oz]

Congrats Steve to you and your wife (I was going to say new wife) but just hope you only have 1. I am getting married next year but I refer to my other half as the wife since we have been engaged for 3 years now. A couple of false starts on planning the wedding and all - but it will be in 12 months time.

[sgtnewby]

Hi everyone. Yes I'm MARRIED. It took place on the 23 at 12.AM Salt Lake time.

AS for the honeymoon will that will have to wait for a while because I being a new job on Monday. Debbie and are Both every happy and are looking forward to many long happy years together.

Congratulations! I also just got married in September, and my wifes name is also Debby (bby, not bbie)...

[flashlightcop509]

Congratulations!

Hey, remember when you were a kid and your parents gave you an allowance every week?





Guess what, it's deja vu all over again...

J/K

Here's to a happy marriage for the two of you!