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  • #16
    Originally posted by Security Consultant View Post
    SecTrainer - During my show in San Diego some girls broke into my suite and took a bathroom toilet seat. I keep getting a bill from the hotel - if you can find and return the toilet seat to the El Cortez hotel I'll do the gig for free. I have amended the contract to reflect the change and am sending it to you - look for the messenger driving a pink cadillac.
    Got it - be on lookout for one solid gold, jewel-festooned toilet seat. Roger!
    "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

    "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

    "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

    "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron


    • #17
      hey steve what company did you end up appling with here in utah ?
      Its not how we die that counts.....
      Its not how we lived that counts....
      all that matters is how we saved that one life that one time by being in the right place at the right time....


      • #18
        Originally posted by Steve354 View Post
        Debbie Steves other half
        " Steve's other half" directly translates to Steve's better half huh???

        Be Safe,

        " We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle, our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on one hand and of overwhelming force on the other" - General George C. Marshall