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    I ran across this while researching laws relating to breaks, meal periods etc, for guards. Never did find what I was looking for but at least I did run across something prett amusing

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  • #2
    Thankfully this wasn't taken at face value.
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    • #3
      Yeno, when I was doing Resort patrols a few months ago, I would have found that amusing; But being assigned Head of Security at the local mall since then, I'm finding that particular piece more stereotypical and offensive than I would have otherwise...

      "Taken behind a Falafel stand and picked up by his Mullah"


      This is exactly the kind of drivel people are exposed to that only re-enforce the slacker/dumbazz image most have about Security Officers in general...
      “Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left”
      "I swear to God, I'm going to pistol whip the next guy that says 'Shenanigans' "... Capt. O'Hagan, "Super Troopers"


      • #4
        That was amusing.

        Be safe,

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