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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,
the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to
drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
hands her $800
and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the
next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband
says, "did he say
anything about the $800 he owes me?"
finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,
the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to
drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
hands her $800
and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the
next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband
says, "did he say
anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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