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  • Heres a joke I heard today!

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
    finishing up her
    shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
    herself in a
    towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
    stands Bob,
    the next-door neighbor.

    Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to
    drop that
    towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
    towel and
    stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
    hands her $800
    and leaves.

    The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
    upstairs. When she
    gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
    "It was Bob the
    next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband
    says, "did he say
    anything about the $800 he owes me?"
    " We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle, our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on one hand and of overwhelming force on the other" - General George C. Marshall

  • #2
    Hank1, wasn't that priceless! My former boss shared that with us about a month ago and rereading it still brings a smile. A free "look-see."
    Enjoy the day,
    Bill

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    • #3
      LOL good one Hank!
      I'm the guy you don't want to be around when your doing something wrong, but you can't wait for me to get there when your down, to fix you up...

      If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

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      • #4
        Heres a joke I heard today!

        pretty good thanks for laugh
        CAPTAIN KOOLAID 9594


        oh ya

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        • #5
          Nice......
          K9...."Protect all who enter"

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          • #6
            That was funny

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