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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

    "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth.

    There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you see the idiots I put there."
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    Now thats what i call funny.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Steve354 View Post
      The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

      Wow, whoever wrote up this joke hasn't been to Seattle in a while.
      Last edited by OccamsRazor; 08-25-2007, 12:10 AM.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by OccamsRazor View Post


        Wow, whoever wrote up this joke hasn't been to Seattle in a while.
        My thoughts exactly.
        "Alright guys listen up, ya'll have probably heard this before, Jackson vs. Securiplex corporation; I am a private security officer, I have no State or governmental authority. I stand as an ordinary citizen. I have no right to; detain, interrogate or otherwise interfere with your personal property-... basically all that means is I'm a cop."-Officer Ernie
        "The Curve" 1998

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BHR Lawson View Post
          My thoughts exactly.
          Now see, you guys didn't read the joke. It said that all those wonderful Seattle-ites would be "found traveling the world". This explains why you won't find any of them in Seattle. Maybe they're in New Jersey or Bugtussle....
          Last edited by SecTrainer; 08-25-2007, 11:08 AM.
          "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

          "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

          "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

          "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SecTrainer View Post
            Now see, you guys didn't read the joke. It said that all those wonderful Seattle-ites would be "found traveling the world". This explains why you won't find any of them in Seattle. Maybe they're in New Jersey or Bugtussle....
            Bugtussle? That's actually the name of a town? (snickering)
            I do security for work; I run into burning buildings for fun

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