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My List of things the security guard at Kraft Foods can't do.
"NOTE: This thread is ment as a JOKE. something to have a good laugh at after a long day at work. I'm sorry in advance if this angers any one here."
My List of things the security guard at Kraft Foods can't do.
Can't make a sign that reads "If you can spare a cigarette inform the guard!"
Not allowed to use the gate 19 arm to hold a limbo contest to see how low the truckers can go.
Not allowed to use CCTV 1 to film my personal music video.
Not allowed to let sock puppets to answer the phone.
Not allowed to make my own silent movie with CCTV 6
Not allowed to trick the truck drivers in to dropping their load at the local McDonnals
Inflatable sheep are not allowed to take over your post while you go to use the bathroom.
Using the company computer to look up new forms of voodoo is not allowed.
Not allowed to trick the truckers in to thinking there is brain eating zombies around the corner.
Not allowed to place brain eating zombies around the corner.
Not allowed to hack the company computer to speed up the clock so I can get off early on Monday.
Not allowed to hack any computer to let anyone off early.
The CB is not my personal Broadcasting Station.
Not allowed to run a CB Radio show between the hours on 12am - 8am.
Not allowed to yell ECHO! in the back of every trailer just to hear it echo back.
Not allowed to to tell the drivers that, "I'll let you in if you can answer my three riddles."
Not allowed to lock the turnstiles while someone is going through.
Not allowed to write the time down in binary.
Not allowed to reenact scenes of Family Guy at the main gate.
Not allowed to quote stewie when the truck drivers piss me off.
Not allowed to use the arm at gate 19 to launch items on to the roof of kraft foods.
Not allowed to use the arms at gate 19 to send boy scount flag messages.
My List of things the security guard at Kraft Foods can't do.
Can't make a sign that reads "If you can spare a cigarette inform the guard!"
Not allowed to use the gate 19 arm to hold a limbo contest to see how low the truckers can go.
Not allowed to use CCTV 1 to film my personal music video.
Not allowed to let sock puppets to answer the phone.
Not allowed to make my own silent movie with CCTV 6
Not allowed to trick the truck drivers in to dropping their load at the local McDonnals
Inflatable sheep are not allowed to take over your post while you go to use the bathroom.
Using the company computer to look up new forms of voodoo is not allowed.
Not allowed to trick the truckers in to thinking there is brain eating zombies around the corner.
Not allowed to place brain eating zombies around the corner.
Not allowed to hack the company computer to speed up the clock so I can get off early on Monday.
Not allowed to hack any computer to let anyone off early.
The CB is not my personal Broadcasting Station.
Not allowed to run a CB Radio show between the hours on 12am - 8am.
Not allowed to yell ECHO! in the back of every trailer just to hear it echo back.
Not allowed to to tell the drivers that, "I'll let you in if you can answer my three riddles."
Not allowed to lock the turnstiles while someone is going through.
Not allowed to write the time down in binary.
Not allowed to reenact scenes of Family Guy at the main gate.
Not allowed to quote stewie when the truck drivers piss me off.
Not allowed to use the arm at gate 19 to launch items on to the roof of kraft foods.
Not allowed to use the arms at gate 19 to send boy scount flag messages.
i almost fell out of my chair. thanks for the laughs.
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