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    Today the wife and I had our annual pumping out of septic tank
    1,000 gallons and $145.
    Some home owners would hide in the house.
    Not me, spent the whole time with the driver as the truck pumped away

    I was going to post this under what I do when I am bored, but felt
    it better to post a new thread.

    You city folks who have fancy sewer systems probably have no idea
    what I am talking about.

    And even shook hands with the driver, as he drove off.

    And no I am not full of sh*t
    Was full of sh*t, but now I feel cleaner
    http://www.laurel-and-hardy.com/ Greatest Comedy team ever!

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    Man what a crappy thread. When I was living in Safety Harbor Fl we had a party and the hopper wouldn't flush the next morning. So after exhausting all regular methods I went into the back yard and saw the septic tank cover and got some good ole boys whit a honey wagon to pump that sucker out. Theses guys were right out of Deliverance. They literally went inside the tank with scrub brushes. When they were done the head guy knocked on the door an told me to come have a look see. When I turned the corner to the back yard one guy was still in the tank with just his head showing. Got to admit they were worth the money.
    When the owner handed me the receipt he stuck out his hand for a good deal shake. YUK!! had no choice.

    As they were leaving my neighbor came home and wandered over to see why I had the tank pumped. He laughed and said man we have had town sewerage for 5 years now. I went in and sure enough no flush. Wound up having to call a pipe cleaner to snake it and found tampons caught up in tree roots that penetrated the pipe. Not funny at the time and somewhat expensive but still a fond memory I shall cherish forever.
    THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS FOUR MINUTES
    THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .357 MAGNUM ROUND IS 1400 FEET PER SECOND?
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    • #3
      On the back of the truck are the immortal words:

      The Last Movment

      You fill in the blanks.

      By the way Chucky, did you wash your hands after shaking hands with the owner?
      Last edited by copelandamuffy; 03-27-2007, 05:01 PM.
      http://www.laurel-and-hardy.com/ Greatest Comedy team ever!

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