Anyone considering a "special home" for us Guards who
in simple words are losing our minds.
Case in point. Yesterday I could not locate the keys
to the Securtas Ford Escort Security Vehicle. I am
panicking where they are. I am looking under car
seats, between the seats, etc. The whole time they
are sitting safely in the car ignition
Saturday I am running around the house looking
for my Security Jacket. My daughter told me to
check my body, I had it on the whole time.
I told her not to laugh, insanity is heredity
Boys and Girls, I ain't making this up
I am thinking of having a charity collection,
for us Security Guards who are going senile.
A nice home where pretty nurses take care of us
I'd welcome your thoughts and ideas
in simple words are losing our minds.

Case in point. Yesterday I could not locate the keys
to the Securtas Ford Escort Security Vehicle. I am
panicking where they are. I am looking under car
seats, between the seats, etc. The whole time they
are sitting safely in the car ignition
Saturday I am running around the house looking
for my Security Jacket. My daughter told me to
check my body, I had it on the whole time.
I told her not to laugh, insanity is heredity
Boys and Girls, I ain't making this up
I am thinking of having a charity collection,
for us Security Guards who are going senile.
A nice home where pretty nurses take care of us

I'd welcome your thoughts and ideas

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