U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq

[Guest]

This is a couple of years old now, but still pretty funny.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30776

[Mall Director]

Yeah, thats something I want my people to go play around with, not! LOL! I did my tours of invasion on through there.. I like my people, and dont want them to go away forever! LOL!

Creative use for my staff, though I am pretty certain if I offered this up, they would tell me where to stick it!