"security officer creed"
I am the protector of my paycheck given to me,
I use my eyes and ears to watch TV and listen to the radio,
I am there and go to sleep when everyone has gone home,
I am a first responder to the Taco Bell when hunger arrives,
I am a guardian of my flashlight and keys,
I am always tired, always lazy
I risk nothing for those I am chosen to protect for I am not the Police,
I am a quasi-professional
I am a security guard
I am the protector of my paycheck given to me,
I use my eyes and ears to watch TV and listen to the radio,
I am there and go to sleep when everyone has gone home,
I am a first responder to the Taco Bell when hunger arrives,
I am a guardian of my flashlight and keys,
I am always tired, always lazy
I risk nothing for those I am chosen to protect for I am not the Police,
I am a quasi-professional
I am a security guard

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