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    Security Catches School Burglar

    Omaha, NE:
    Security sees burglar leave building. Security calls police. Police arrive promptly and arrest burglar. Success story in the news.

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    http://www.wowt.com/news/headlines/2407601.html
    "We appreciate all the hard work you've done, the dedicated hours you have worked, and the lives you have saved. However, since this is your third time being late to work, we are terminating your employment here."
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    Chalk one up for observe and report.
    Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mr. Security
      Chalk one up for observe and report.
      Ah, that works so well when police are able to respond quickly. How miserably it fails when they are not.
      "We appreciate all the hard work you've done, the dedicated hours you have worked, and the lives you have saved. However, since this is your third time being late to work, we are terminating your employment here."

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      • #4
        Depends. If the s/o can get a good description, direction of travel, vehicle type and plate if applicable, the police still may be able to make the arrest.
        Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mr. Security
          Depends. If the s/o can get a good description, direction of travel, vehicle type and plate if applicable, the police still may be able to make the arrest.
          Sure, if they can show up within 10 minutes. The plan fails if they can only show up an hour and 10 minutes later, like what we get here most of the time. Still, if you're alone when you see this what is there to be done except call in?
          "We appreciate all the hard work you've done, the dedicated hours you have worked, and the lives you have saved. However, since this is your third time being late to work, we are terminating your employment here."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by 1stWatch
            Sure, if they can show up within 10 minutes. The plan fails if they can only show up an hour and 10 minutes later, like what we get here most of the time. Still, if you're alone when you see this what is there to be done except call in?
            If he has a car, you could 'help' him get a few flat tires...
            Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mr. Security
              If he has a car, you could 'help' him get a few flat tires...
              Being so equipped, I could also "help" him get on the ground on his belly at gunpoint and then into some handcuffs.
              "We appreciate all the hard work you've done, the dedicated hours you have worked, and the lives you have saved. However, since this is your third time being late to work, we are terminating your employment here."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 1stWatch
                Being so equipped, I could also "help" him get on the ground on his belly at gunpoint and then into some handcuffs.
                That's funny.
                Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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