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The ones, be ready for them.
There's always at least one of these lurking around, be aware of them and have a one-liner at the ready at all times for them they are "The ones":
Annoyingly friendly person who thinks you're all his best friends.
The know it all, who's always got a better way, knows your job better than you and seems to have no other purpose in life aside from getting under your skin and making you look like an idiot at any cost, which always seems to bring his own stupidity to light for all to see (regardless your still gunna be wrong).
The anti-authority types who seem to forget that you're not only the guy who's checking his ID pass just to be, in his view a prick. You're also the same prick who's gunna do whatever you can do to fix him up or save his life when he goes down injured while on the property (for us dual role types here).
The ones that seem to think that the rules of the road end where your property begins, then they meet the radar gun or seatbelt check with surprise and disbelief.
The ones who think that nothing goes on in your gate house/office aside from meeting their demands and signing their paperwork and expect you to ignore the 5 people who you are already assisting.
The ones who, while you are correcting/re-educating them on the rules, just blankly stare at you like a dear caught in a set of headlights as if they can't comprehend a word your saying.
I could go on but feel free to add your own "the ones"
Annoyingly friendly person who thinks you're all his best friends.
The know it all, who's always got a better way, knows your job better than you and seems to have no other purpose in life aside from getting under your skin and making you look like an idiot at any cost, which always seems to bring his own stupidity to light for all to see (regardless your still gunna be wrong).
The anti-authority types who seem to forget that you're not only the guy who's checking his ID pass just to be, in his view a prick. You're also the same prick who's gunna do whatever you can do to fix him up or save his life when he goes down injured while on the property (for us dual role types here).
The ones that seem to think that the rules of the road end where your property begins, then they meet the radar gun or seatbelt check with surprise and disbelief.
The ones who think that nothing goes on in your gate house/office aside from meeting their demands and signing their paperwork and expect you to ignore the 5 people who you are already assisting.
The ones who, while you are correcting/re-educating them on the rules, just blankly stare at you like a dear caught in a set of headlights as if they can't comprehend a word your saying.
I could go on but feel free to add your own "the ones"
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