Not famous quotes YOU use.

[integrator97 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close integrator97]

On a take off of another thread, what are some of the quotes you say often. Funny or serious, silly or stupid. Even oldies but goodies. Put 'em all here.

I'll start off.

Flies time you when you're having fun.

[CAPTAIN KOOLAID Member Find all posts View Profile Close CAPTAIN KOOLAID]

Not famous quotes YOU use.

No plan ,no attack, no attack, no victory , no victory, no ladies.


Used ladies instead of the p word. I know how some of ya'll have virgin eyes never seen such words before.

[bigshotceo Member Find all posts View Profile Close bigshotceo]

The four most important words to a security guard, as they will keep him/her out of a lot of trouble.....

"I didn't see that"

[LPCap Member Find all posts View Profile Close LPCap]

Where are my quarters?

[flashlightcop509 Member Find all posts View Profile Close flashlightcop509]

"Sorry Sir, but I've got anal glaucoma..."
what's that mean?
"That means I can't see my Azz doing that..."

[Taktiq Member Find all posts View Profile Close Taktiq]

It was like that when I got here!

[Mr. Security Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mr. Security]

- If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail!

- Fool-proof is not good enough; it must be idiot-proof because fools are so ingenious!

- I don't recall that.

- Check it, double check it, then check it again.

- Always have a back-up plan for the back-up plan.

[Eric Member Find all posts View Profile Close Eric]

- - I don't recall that.

I worked with someone that often said something similar - My memory fails me -

[SecTrainer Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close SecTrainer]

I extracted the meat from the famous quote: "You talkin' to me? Huh? Are YOU talkin' to ME? Huh?" and shortened it to just:

"Huh?"

Repeat this after everything your supervisor says to you, and he'll leave you alone.

"I notice your log is not filled in."

"Huh?"

"...and the incident report you turned in last night has about a jillion misspelled words."

"Huh?"

"Your uniform looks like you slept in it."

"Huh?"

"...and you need a haircut"

"Huh?"

"Nevermind."

This works with the public, too:

"Can you direct me to the main office?"

"Huh?"

"Help! Officer! My husband was just murdered in the parking lot and they're raping my dog!"

"Huh?"

"My God! Security! Someone's firing RPG's at the facility!"

"Huh?"

"Huh?" can be modified to indicate assent or disagreement: "Uh-huh" and "Unh-unh", as well as surprise: "Uh-oh". With this vocabulary, you will be able to handle virtually everything that comes your way during the shift.

[Lawson Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Lawson]

When someone decides they dont want to identify themselves...

"You know, you dont need a name to go to jail, but you will need one to get out."

[ddog Member Find all posts View Profile Close ddog]

Does working around here without hearing protection effect your hearing after a while?

Huh, what did you say? I didn't hear you.

[Rooney Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rooney]

"Boys, it's time to pick the fly sh*t out of the pepper."
"When you get home boys you'll find your wife just like you left her, freshly (you know)"
"Hurry up and wait"
Old military sayings

[HotelSecurity Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close HotelSecurity]

A short pencil is better than a long memory.

[Taktiq Member Find all posts View Profile Close Taktiq]

I extracted the meat from the famous quote: "You talkin' to me? Huh? Are YOU talkin' to ME? Huh?" and shortened it to just:

"Huh?"

Repeat this after everything your supervisor says to you, and he'll leave you alone.

"I notice your log is not filled in."

"Huh?"

"...and the incident report you turned in last night has about a jillion misspelled words."

"Huh?"

"Your uniform looks like you slept in it."

"Huh?"

"...and you need a haircut"

"Huh?"

"Nevermind."

This works with the public, too:

"Can you direct me to the main office?"

"Huh?"

"Help! Officer! My husband was just murdered in the parking lot and they're raping my dog!"

"Huh?"

"My God! Security! Someone's firing RPG's at the facility!"

"Huh?"

"Huh?" can be modified to indicate assent or disagreement: "Uh-huh" and "Unh-unh", as well as surprise: "Uh-oh". With this vocabulary, you will be able to handle virtually everything that comes your way during the shift.

I wanna work with this guy....this is brilliance. Absolute BRILLIANCE!

[CameraMan Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close CameraMan]

Electrical engineering is not an exact science.

It's not like CCTV is rocket surgery or anything.

I don't get paid to think, boss, you said so yourself.

I'm installing these cameras now. Go sell your drugs somewhere else, okay?

Hey, I don't care what you saw on CSI, when you enlarge a picture, it gets blurrier, not sharper. That's how it works.

No, I didn't install cameras in the bathroom. Go and pee in peace.

No, there are no hidden microphones here.

This CCTV system is legal in the eyes of God and the State of New York. If you think your civil liberties have been compromised, that's what we have a Supreme Court for.