Craigs List Ad for security

[Minneapolis Security]

I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html

[BadBoynMD]

I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html

OMG, I am in tears....

[mh892]

I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html

Now that ticks me off. NO PHONE NUMBER.

[N. A. Corbier]

They have ads every day, just wait for another one?

[ValleyOne]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

is perpetually hiring Security Guards to replace the ones that quit after finding better employment.

Duties may include, but are not limited to:



Parking lot patrols

Prepare written reports of all activity

Monitor facility alarm systems

Provide escorts

Perform rounds of facility

Respond to emergencies by notifying appropriate personnel

Maintain access control for visitors and employees

Ensure all CCTV and alarm systems are functional

Mop floors or perform other janitorial functions

Be shot at, without the benefit of body armor

Be called in to work on your day off with 15 minutes to get there

Be talked about behind your back at the office



Avalon prides itself in providing our clients with warm bodies that can give the appearance of security while not actually providing it. Currently we have a variety of shifts available, since we can't keep employees. Contact us today for information on how Dan Seaman is the most incredible man on the face of the Earth.

That there is one the best disgruntled (former?) employee stunts I've seen in a while, LMAO

[gcmc security part 2]

Yes its quite amusing..........


Yet in the same sense, true of so many companies.........

[N. A. Corbier]

So true. I wonder how many other ads are like that one, obviously for other firms in other cities.

[Lawson]

Now that ticks me off. NO PHONE NUMBER.

(763) 767-9111 Main
(800) 767-6619 Toll Free
(763) 767-4233 Fax

[CorpSec]

That is clever and so true from what I have heard about them. Dan has money to spare since he has a $900,000 boat that he tools around lake Minnetonka on. He certainly doesn't spend it on officers though.

Dan himself has done some impressive things and is usually the first call for a bodyguard when a celebrity comes into town. I think Avalon has also done some real awesome cloak and dagger type stuff overseas. I am guessing their special ops type guys are well compensated, but that is where it ends really.

I think there are a lot better choices for working contract security in the twin cities area.

[davis002]

Dan himself has done some impressive things and is usually the first call for a bodyguard when a celebrity comes into town.

I know of people in the bodyguard industry, and he is the last one that anyone remotely important will call for help. I will quote a source, "I wouldn't trust him with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity".

[Black Caesar]

I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html

Now that was a good laugh.

[CorpSec]

I know of people in the bodyguard industry, and he is the last one that anyone remotely important will call for help. I will quote a source, "I wouldn't trust him with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity".

Interesting,

I am just going by what has been written over the years in the local press. He has supposedly done work for Britney Spears and others of her ilk. He seems to pop up in the local gossip column from time to time as well.

[CAREERMAN]

I Believe it

Too Bad it's True!

[mh892]

(763) 767-9111 Main
(800) 767-6619 Toll Free
(763) 767-4233 Fax

Thanks Lawson. I'll get right on that.

[Minneapolis Security]

Interesting,

I am just going by what has been written over the years in the local press. He has supposedly done work for Britney Spears and others of her ilk. He seems to pop up in the local gossip column from time to time as well.

Unfortunately, the local press don't do a very good job of verifying information. They take everything he says at face value.

His (Dan Seman's) father-in-law is Nick Cenaiko, former Anoka County Commissioner (pre-DWI). Nick Cenaiko is loaded (money and on Vodka) he made his fortune with Cenaiko Productions, a boat, sport and home and garden show promoter. http://www.cenaiko.com

You may notice that Cenaiko Production's and Avalon share an address. Nick Cenaiko owns the building and provides free rent to Avalon Security. He has always provided them free office space due to it being his son-in-laws business.

He (Nick Cenaiko) has also provided additional financial support to Dan Seman since he first started in security after being fired from the Somerset, WI. police department in the early eighties.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Nick Cenaiko paid for Dan Seman's boat.


Avalon also claims to have 5000 employee's, please..... maybe 100 at best.

No overseas business either. Don't believe anything you hear from Dan Seman's mouth, its all lies.