ATTN. SPECOPS AND GECKO45 my secret username is CIDDECEP and I am your S2. My authorization code is Six Wun Quebec Oscar Fife. Your presence here is tactically dangerous and compromises our overall mission parameter. Cease and desist all activity on this board. Our “enemies” are deft at computer hacking and may trace you back to our primary locale. You have forced me to compromise my situation to protect your vulnerable flank. This issue will be addressed later.
is perpetually hiring Security Guards to replace the ones that quit after finding better employment.
Duties may include, but are not limited to:
Parking lot patrols
Prepare written reports of all activity
Monitor facility alarm systems
Provide escorts
Perform rounds of facility
Respond to emergencies by notifying appropriate personnel
Maintain access control for visitors and employees
Ensure all CCTV and alarm systems are functional
Mop floors or perform other janitorial functions
Be shot at, without the benefit of body armor
Be called in to work on your day off with 15 minutes to get there
Be talked about behind your back at the office
Avalon prides itself in providing our clients with warm bodies that can give the appearance of security while not actually providing it. Currently we have a variety of shifts available, since we can't keep employees. Contact us today for information on how Dan Seaman is the most incredible man on the face of the Earth.
That there is one the best disgruntled (former?) employee stunts I've seen in a while, LMAO
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"Alright guys listen up, ya'll have probably heard this before, Jackson vs. Securiplex corporation; I am a private security officer, I have no State or governmental authority. I stand as an ordinary citizen. I have no right to; detain, interrogate or otherwise interfere with your personal property-... basically all that means is I'm a cop."-Officer Ernie
"The Curve" 1998
That is clever and so true from what I have heard about them. Dan has money to spare since he has a $900,000 boat that he tools around lake Minnetonka on. He certainly doesn't spend it on officers though.
Dan himself has done some impressive things and is usually the first call for a bodyguard when a celebrity comes into town. I think Avalon has also done some real awesome cloak and dagger type stuff overseas. I am guessing their special ops type guys are well compensated, but that is where it ends really.
I think there are a lot better choices for working contract security in the twin cities area.
Dan himself has done some impressive things and is usually the first call for a bodyguard when a celebrity comes into town.
I know of people in the bodyguard industry, and he is the last one that anyone remotely important will call for help. I will quote a source, "I wouldn't trust him with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity".
I know of people in the bodyguard industry, and he is the last one that anyone remotely important will call for help. I will quote a source, "I wouldn't trust him with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity".
Interesting,
I am just going by what has been written over the years in the local press. He has supposedly done work for Britney Spears and others of her ilk. He seems to pop up in the local gossip column from time to time as well.
I am just going by what has been written over the years in the local press. He has supposedly done work for Britney Spears and others of her ilk. He seems to pop up in the local gossip column from time to time as well.
Unfortunately, the local press don't do a very good job of verifying information. They take everything he says at face value.
His (Dan Seman's) father-in-law is Nick Cenaiko, former Anoka County Commissioner (pre-DWI). Nick Cenaiko is loaded (money and on Vodka) he made his fortune with Cenaiko Productions, a boat, sport and home and garden show promoter. http://www.cenaiko.com
You may notice that Cenaiko Production's and Avalon share an address. Nick Cenaiko owns the building and provides free rent to Avalon Security. He has always provided them free office space due to it being his son-in-laws business.
He (Nick Cenaiko) has also provided additional financial support to Dan Seman since he first started in security after being fired from the Somerset, WI. police department in the early eighties.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Nick Cenaiko paid for Dan Seman's boat.
Avalon also claims to have 5000 employee's, please..... maybe 100 at best.
No overseas business either. Don't believe anything you hear from Dan Seman's mouth, its all lies.
ATTN. SPECOPS AND GECKO45 my secret username is CIDDECEP and I am your S2. My authorization code is Six Wun Quebec Oscar Fife. Your presence here is tactically dangerous and compromises our overall mission parameter. Cease and desist all activity on this board. Our “enemies” are deft at computer hacking and may trace you back to our primary locale. You have forced me to compromise my situation to protect your vulnerable flank. This issue will be addressed later.
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