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    I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

    http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html
    ATTN. SPECOPS AND GECKO45 my secret username is CIDDECEP and I am your S2. My authorization code is Six Wun Quebec Oscar Fife. Your presence here is tactically dangerous and compromises our overall mission parameter. Cease and desist all activity on this board. Our “enemies” are deft at computer hacking and may trace you back to our primary locale. You have forced me to compromise my situation to protect your vulnerable flank. This issue will be addressed later.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Minneapolis Security View Post
    I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

    http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html
    OMG, I am in tears....
    "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Minneapolis Security View Post
      I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

      http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html
      Now that ticks me off. NO PHONE NUMBER.

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      • #4
        They have ads every day, just wait for another one?
        Some Kind of Commando Leader

        "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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        • #5
          ROTFLMFAO!!!

          is perpetually hiring Security Guards to replace the ones that quit after finding better employment.

          Duties may include, but are not limited to:



          Parking lot patrols

          Prepare written reports of all activity

          Monitor facility alarm systems

          Provide escorts

          Perform rounds of facility

          Respond to emergencies by notifying appropriate personnel

          Maintain access control for visitors and employees

          Ensure all CCTV and alarm systems are functional

          Mop floors or perform other janitorial functions

          Be shot at, without the benefit of body armor

          Be called in to work on your day off with 15 minutes to get there

          Be talked about behind your back at the office



          Avalon prides itself in providing our clients with warm bodies that can give the appearance of security while not actually providing it. Currently we have a variety of shifts available, since we can't keep employees. Contact us today for information on how Dan Seaman is the most incredible man on the face of the Earth.
          That there is one the best disgruntled (former?) employee stunts I've seen in a while, LMAO
          ~Super Ninja Sniper~
          Corbier's Commandos

          Nemo me impune lacessit

          Grammical and Spelling errors may occur form time to time. Yoov bin worned

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          • #6
            Yes its quite amusing..........


            Yet in the same sense, true of so many companies.........
            SecurityProfessional is Back up and running!

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            • #7
              So true. I wonder how many other ads are like that one, obviously for other firms in other cities.
              Some Kind of Commando Leader

              "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mh892 View Post
                Now that ticks me off. NO PHONE NUMBER.
                (763) 767-9111 Main
                (800) 767-6619 Toll Free
                (763) 767-4233 Fax
                "Alright guys listen up, ya'll have probably heard this before, Jackson vs. Securiplex corporation; I am a private security officer, I have no State or governmental authority. I stand as an ordinary citizen. I have no right to; detain, interrogate or otherwise interfere with your personal property-... basically all that means is I'm a cop."-Officer Ernie
                "The Curve" 1998

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                • #9
                  That is clever and so true from what I have heard about them. Dan has money to spare since he has a $900,000 boat that he tools around lake Minnetonka on. He certainly doesn't spend it on officers though.

                  Dan himself has done some impressive things and is usually the first call for a bodyguard when a celebrity comes into town. I think Avalon has also done some real awesome cloak and dagger type stuff overseas. I am guessing their special ops type guys are well compensated, but that is where it ends really.

                  I think there are a lot better choices for working contract security in the twin cities area.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CorpSec View Post
                    Dan himself has done some impressive things and is usually the first call for a bodyguard when a celebrity comes into town.
                    I know of people in the bodyguard industry, and he is the last one that anyone remotely important will call for help. I will quote a source, "I wouldn't trust him with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity".
                    Last edited by davis002; 08-25-2007, 02:25 AM.
                    "To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the highest skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the highest skill." Sun-Tzu

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Minneapolis Security View Post
                      I found this while browsing Craig's List tonight. I thought it was kinda funny.

                      http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/sec/405029614.html
                      Now that was a good laugh.
                      ~Black Caesar~
                      Corbier's Commandos

                      " "The trouble with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." ~Margaret Thatcher

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by davis002 View Post
                        I know of people in the bodyguard industry, and he is the last one that anyone remotely important will call for help. I will quote a source, "I wouldn't trust him with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity".
                        Interesting,

                        I am just going by what has been written over the years in the local press. He has supposedly done work for Britney Spears and others of her ilk. He seems to pop up in the local gossip column from time to time as well.

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                        • #13
                          I Believe it

                          Too Bad it's True!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BHR Lawson View Post
                            (763) 767-9111 Main
                            (800) 767-6619 Toll Free
                            (763) 767-4233 Fax
                            Thanks Lawson. I'll get right on that.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by CorpSec View Post
                              Interesting,

                              I am just going by what has been written over the years in the local press. He has supposedly done work for Britney Spears and others of her ilk. He seems to pop up in the local gossip column from time to time as well.

                              Unfortunately, the local press don't do a very good job of verifying information. They take everything he says at face value.

                              His (Dan Seman's) father-in-law is Nick Cenaiko, former Anoka County Commissioner (pre-DWI). Nick Cenaiko is loaded (money and on Vodka) he made his fortune with Cenaiko Productions, a boat, sport and home and garden show promoter. http://www.cenaiko.com

                              You may notice that Cenaiko Production's and Avalon share an address. Nick Cenaiko owns the building and provides free rent to Avalon Security. He has always provided them free office space due to it being his son-in-laws business.

                              He (Nick Cenaiko) has also provided additional financial support to Dan Seman since he first started in security after being fired from the Somerset, WI. police department in the early eighties.

                              It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Nick Cenaiko paid for Dan Seman's boat.


                              Avalon also claims to have 5000 employee's, please..... maybe 100 at best.

                              No overseas business either. Don't believe anything you hear from Dan Seman's mouth, its all lies.
                              ATTN. SPECOPS AND GECKO45 my secret username is CIDDECEP and I am your S2. My authorization code is Six Wun Quebec Oscar Fife. Your presence here is tactically dangerous and compromises our overall mission parameter. Cease and desist all activity on this board. Our “enemies” are deft at computer hacking and may trace you back to our primary locale. You have forced me to compromise my situation to protect your vulnerable flank. This issue will be addressed later.

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