Hiring gimmick

[ddog]

This Monkey is a Securitas Employee who worked Thanksgiving day
so my fellow Securitas Ape Security Officers could have the day
off to spend with their families.

Now if you don't mind, please close my cage door so I can enjoy my dinner
of bananas and chopped nuts and other assorted fruits.

Wow, you've got web access during work hours, and get OT too (I assume on Turkeyday)? I'm going in now to check next week's lottery schedule and hope I get a handout time and half shift tonight too for one of the many no-call/no-shows (who always seem to get breaks - ???).

One of these days I'm going to snap and start smoking cigars (instead of nasty cigarettes), bsing constantly, being late, leaving my post, no call/no shows, speaking incoherantly on the radio, not shaving, not washing my white shirt, and never doing anything properly: those are the guys who seem to get steady posts, constant overtime, and increased hourly rates!

[Craig S]

Wow, you've got web access during work hours, and get OT too (I assume on Turkeyday)? I'm going in now to check next week's lottery schedule and hope I get a handout time and half shift tonight too for one of the many no-call/no-shows (who always seem to get breaks - ???).

One of these days I'm going to snap and start smoking cigars (instead of nasty cigarettes), bsing constantly, being late, leaving my post, no call/no shows, speaking incoherantly on the radio, not shaving, not washing my white shirt, and never doing anything properly: those are the guys who seem to get steady posts, constant overtime, and increased hourly rates!

With most contract companies the motto is:

You have to screw up to move up!

[copelandamuffy]

Wow, you've got web access during work hours, and get OT too (I assume on Turkeyday)? I'm going in now to check next week's lottery schedule and hope I get a handout time and half shift tonight too for one of the many no-call/no-shows (who always seem to get breaks - ???).

One of these days I'm going to snap and start smoking cigars (instead of nasty cigarettes), bsing constantly, being late, leaving my post, no call/no shows, speaking incoherantly on the radio, not shaving, not washing my white shirt, and never doing anything properly: those are the guys who seem to get steady posts, constant overtime, and increased hourly rates!

I got home at 1500 hours Thanksgiving afternon after being at work at 0400 hours Thanksgiving morning.