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  • #16
    Originally posted by SecTrainer
    , and also to possess an MA degree and God knows what else, would be doing working as a security guard...

    Hey I'm a security "guard". So what you are saying that security guys are the bottom of your barrel?


    Or, could it be that what you really are, sir, is a garden-variety, pathological liar, plain and simple? No one needs to guess which bet I'd make. Either way, it doesn't matter much because your cheese has definitely slid off your cracker. (No, don't look around for it, Cross - the dog already got it and it's history.)
    I think you have Cross an me mixed up here. I'm the garden-variety, pathological liar.
    Last edited by Chucky; 04-27-2007, 11:15 AM.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Chucky
      I think you have Cross an me mixed up here. I'm the garden-variety, pathological liar.
      Chucky, no one would call you garden-variety anything!

      ...and no, I'm saying, first, that if someone gets an MA and becomes a "criminologist", a "nurse, a "mental health professional", etc., you would expect them to work in that field. Second, I'm saying that you wouldn't expect anyone who needs public admiration as much as he does to select our profession, which I think we're all agreed is a little short on public admiration most of the time. If admiration, kudos and people saying "yessir" is what you "need", you usually pick some other field...and from what Mr. Cross says, he has dozens to pick from - and maybe more. I wouldn't be surprised to hear next that he's an astrophysicist, a world-famous French chef or the Minister of Secret Affairs to the Queen of England.
      Last edited by SecTrainer; 04-27-2007, 11:31 AM.
      "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

      "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

      "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

      "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SecTrainer
        Mr. Cross, I finally do believe that you're barking mad
        Well now, I guess it's a good thing that I don't care what you think of me - now isn't it.

        Armchair shrinks like you crack me up with your mumbo-jumbo psycho-analytical crap, as if you are qualified to diagnose a piss-ant having diarrhea. And the kicker of it is, you actually think I give a crap what you think about me or that I actually have something to prove to you. Ya, sure, you go on and keep thinking that... Your childish tantrums and obsessive need to try to personally insult / attack me, speak plainly for your character.
        Last edited by Christopherstjo; 04-27-2007, 02:38 PM.

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        • #19
          Absolutely stark barking mad. Incidentally, what are you today, Cross? No, wait - let me guess...a big game safari hunter? Rear Admiral in the Spanish Armada? Supreme Court justice? Director of Interpol? How about all of the above?
          Last edited by SecTrainer; 04-27-2007, 07:50 PM.
          "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

          "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

          "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

          "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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          • #20
            Concession Stand

            Hot Dogs - $2.00
            Soda - $2.50
            Bottled Water (WHY?!) - $1.50
            Nachos (No, not fresh) - $2.00
            Corona (21 and up, I ID) - $1.00

            This stand proudly serves Mexican Beer cause the Proprietor can't afford to buy micros and sell them at $1.00 a pop.

            "Go SecTrainer" signs - $5.00
            "Go Cross" signs - $5.00
            "Somebody lock this %$#!ing thread" signs - $15.00
            "This is lulz" signs - $1.00

            All sales final. Health department inspected for my safety. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. We accept cash and paypal. Ice is ten cents extra.
            Some Kind of Commando Leader

            "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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            • #21
              This is great stuff !!
              K9...."Protect all who enter"

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              • #22
                Originally posted by N. A. Corbier
                Concession Stand

                Hot Dogs - $2.00
                Soda - $2.50
                Bottled Water (WHY?!) - $1.50
                Nachos (No, not fresh) - $2.00
                Corona (21 and up, I ID) - $1.00

                This stand proudly serves Mexican Beer cause the Proprietor can't afford to buy micros and sell them at $1.00 a pop.

                "Go SecTrainer" signs - $5.00
                "Go Cross" signs - $5.00
                "Somebody lock this %$#!ing thread" signs - $15.00
                "This is lulz" signs - $1.00

                All sales final. Health department inspected for my safety. Employees must wash hands before returning to work. We accept cash and paypal. Ice is ten cents extra.
                damn and i was hoping for some leinenkugels!

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                • #23
                  That's funny Nathan....

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by GCMC Security
                    damn and i was hoping for some leinenkugels!
                    I only sell things I pronounce!
                    Some Kind of Commando Leader

                    "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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                    • #25
                      I'll take a "Go Cross!" sign if you'll insert the missing comma for me. It should read "GO, CROSS!" Please.
                      Last edited by SecTrainer; 04-28-2007, 11:18 AM.
                      "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

                      "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

                      "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

                      "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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                      • #26
                        Extra Punctuation is 50 cents more.
                        Some Kind of Commando Leader

                        "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by N. A. Corbier
                          Extra Punctuation is 50 cents more.
                          ...and worth every penny. Gimme a dozen.
                          "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

                          "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

                          "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

                          "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SecTrainer
                            ...and worth every penny. Gimme a dozen.
                            .......... ..........

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