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  • #16
    Funniest thing you've been called FOR

    Back in my days of doing casino security, I used to love busting people in the act of fornicating. In their cars, in parking structure stairwells. There's alot of weird things going on inside the casino that security isnt aware of, until it happens, including prostitution, illegal drug use, etc. We usually catch them, in the act, where the woman is strattling the guy in the drivers seat, or seeing some ass going up and down in a backseat. Or oral sex going on. There's nothing more embarassing (to the offenders) than having 2 or 3 security vehicles roll up on a car, with full lightbars activated with takedown lights. Talk about a show-stopper! LOL. We don't call the cops on them...just tell them to zip themselves up and leave. we then maintained visual to ensure they leave property.
    "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

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    • #17
      I was walking around the property I'm assigned to ( its called patrol I call it.....) and my partner radioed and told me that a Delivery had just arrived and the driver was acting really weird so he wondered if I could escort him to the loading docks. This is at like 7:00 at night so everyone is pretty much gone for the night, well, I get to the docks and the Delivery driver meets me there and he is pretty wierd. He was all jumpy and talked all fast, if I was a betting man I would bet that he was tweaking on something. He loads and unloads his truck and makes small talk with me and then suddenly he's like "Hey you, do you have a little boy's room around here?", I was about to take him to the bathroom (its in a different part of the building) and suddenly he says "nevermind!" and runs outside. 30 seconds later I hear him cussing and yelling then everything gets quiet, he comes back in, looks at me and says " I didn't make it". Sure enough he had peed his pants...... weird stuff always happens to me.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by wisconsinite
        Back in my days of doing casino security, I used to love busting people in the act of fornicating. In their cars...


        That's what I think of this so-called funny post.
        Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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        • #19
          Ewww! Gross!

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          • #20
            Funny call

            One of our guards fell into the swimming pool fully clothed,a two way radio,two pagers,two sets of car keys and his wallet.He was on duty at the hospital were we are employed.I was called to put his very wet uniform into the clothes dryer and wait until it dried then return it to him.we now call him "Flipper".
            We haven't had trouble for a while, Let's cancel security!

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            • #21
              We were on patrol in the county when we pulled up to this car on a lonely rural road about 11:00 PM. The folks were having intercourse. My partner tapped on the rear window. The gentleman, without missing as stroke, pushed a police badge from a nearby large city against the window for about 10 seconds and then continued without a break. Took the tag number, undercover car.
              We laughed all the way back to our car, told our fellows about it at the end of shift. All of us had a good laugh.
              Two days later, that same city policeman paid a visit to our center and stated he hoped he didn't cause us any problems. All of us near died laughing.
              Enjoy the day,
              Bill

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              • #22
                Hmmm...

                A noise complaint from a downtown high rise that a woman could hear a dog barking through her kitchen vent. We have come to know her on a first name basis now.

                A tipped over portable toilet in a city park with someone inside it.
                Liability is never above officer safety. Do what you must to make sure you go home safe.

                William-2, 10-6 for 105. Yep, I'm at Starbucks!

                I may be gay, but I'll eff you up!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                  There were far better ways of handling this situation,
                  Please enlighten me then.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                    Why should he edit his post and make it ambiguous for us "courtroom witnesses?" Pick a viewpoint and stick with it, guy - no one likes the wishy-washy.
                    I hear you. I just don't get it. He is a nice guy but it seems like he can't stomach anything.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                      Why would you "love" that? You found enjoyment in catching people in sexual acts?
                      I can relate. I don't love catching couples in there cars. But on a slow shift it brings a little excitement.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                        But wait... you agreed with Bill Warnock that he should address us as courtroom witnesses. Why should he edit his post and make it ambiguous for us "courtroom witnesses?"

                        Pick a viewpoint and stick with it, guy - no one likes the wishy-washy.
                        Boy, you're pretty quick there buddy. I posted that so long ago that I don't even remember the context of what you're talking about. By the way, don't get smart, just stay the way you are.
                        Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                          Don't blame me, blame jakeslife - he bumped the thread. Time doesn't negate hipocrisy.
                          The word is spelled hypocrisy. I hear your allegation, but that's all it is.
                          Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)

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                          • #28
                            [QUOTE=The_Mayor]

                            U.S.M.C.-Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

                            Or how about...?

                            U Signed the Mother-****ing Contract


                            Or in MY situation....

                            NAVY - - Never Again Volunteer Yourself

                            I know this post is entirely unsecurity related. But felt compelled to goof off anyhow.
                            "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                              Why would you "love" that? You found enjoyment in catching people in sexual acts?
                              I recently came upon a gentleman who was lying down in his reclined seat in a vehicle parked on one of my properties who was mostly nude, except for a pink teddy he was wearing around his chest, and he was (ahem) touching himself. He ended up being arrested.
                              Now, I found that situation to be rather disgusting, but I did enjoy catching this person in the act because I found it to be hilarious. It was a kind of situation that gets remembered years after it happened. I certainly did not "love" the behavior though.
                              Last edited by 1stWatch; 03-03-2006, 05:14 PM. Reason: Accuracy of facts
                              "We appreciate all the hard work you've done, the dedicated hours you have worked, and the lives you have saved. However, since this is your third time being late to work, we are terminating your employment here."

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by EMTFirefighter
                                Don't blame me, blame jakeslife - he bumped the thread. Time doesn't negate hipocrisy.
                                What am I being blamed for now?

                                Not bad spelling I hope... :-D
                                Liability is never above officer safety. Do what you must to make sure you go home safe.

                                William-2, 10-6 for 105. Yep, I'm at Starbucks!

                                I may be gay, but I'll eff you up!

                                Personal Web Site

                                Cheap, Quality Web Design! Put a great cop on the beat by helping with my tuition! :-D

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