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  • #46
    Thanks for the laugh. I think you meant "You know exactly where YOU stand with ME..."

    Yes I do know where I stand with you. You've taken what you wanted and cast me aside like a soiled glove just like Mother said you would. (Actually, she said something about buying a cow when you can get the milk for free, but I think that's what she meant). Oh, I feel so cheap and....and...USED. But, whenever I'm inclined to sob my little heart out, I take some comfort in knowing that I am in the company of so many others that you've discarded.

    Adieu, Chris (may I call you Chris? "Mr. Cross" makes it sound like we never meant anything to each other...). A sad, forlorn adieu. The sun has fled from the darkness of your frown, my darling Chris, and my only hope now is that we might meet one day in Heaven, and be reconciled at long last. I shall fall on your neck and give you a big wet smack right on the lips - maybe two smacks - so be sure to bring a towel.

    I've no idea what I'll tell the baby. Oops! I wasn't going to tell you about that. Well...nevermind. We won't impede your career. I shall raise the child alone and say that Daddy died in an explosion at a chicken processing plant while he was testing his DIVE team theory. Excuse me...I think I'm going to weep again....
    Last edited by SecTrainer; 04-16-2007, 04:50 PM.
    "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

    "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

    "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

    "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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    • #47
      I don't even know what to say.
      Some Kind of Commando Leader

      "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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      • #48
        Originally posted by N. A. Corbier
        I don't even know what to say.
        I have the same problem. How do I tell the baby that Daddy doesn't love me anymore and has taken to sending me nasty PMs? It was just easier to say that Daddy died when an exploding chicken struck him amidships during a DIVE exercise.

        I'm just shattered...my whole world has come unglued and I DENY that I've been out drinking and dancing until 2 AM every night since the divorce became final. I'm always home by 1:30 at the latest.
        Last edited by SecTrainer; 04-16-2007, 08:08 PM.
        "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

        "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

        "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

        "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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        • #49
          ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          ~Black Caesar~
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          " "The trouble with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." ~Margaret Thatcher

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Black Caesar
            ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            BC, I still want to know how to apply that Drunken Epileptic NinjaClaw Technique. Chris might come back and want to fool around in front of the baby. Sadly, I must move on without him (SOB!) and the DENT sounds like something that will convince him to do the same.

            P.S.: I can take care of the "drunken" part by myself...it's the rest of it that I'm not sure about.
            "Every betrayal begins with trust." - Brian Jacques

            "I can't predict the future, but I know that it'll be very weird." - Anonymous

            "There is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

            "History, with all its volumes vast, hath but one page." - Lord Byron

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            • #51
              "What do you got, Egon?"

              "Sorry, Venkman, I'm frightened beyond the capacity for rational thought."
              Some Kind of Commando Leader

              "Every time I see another crazy Florida post, I'm glad I don't work there." ~ Minneapolis Security on Florida Security Law

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