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  • Happy Holidays!

    Regardless of what holiday you recognize, Happy Holidays!
    "To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the highest skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the highest skill." Sun-Tzu

  • #2
    Thank you,
    Merry Christmas and any other holiday you might observe.


    • #3
      I wanted to send you a holiday greeting, but it is so difficult in
      today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.
      So I met with my Solicitor yesterday, and on his advice I wish
      to say the following:

      Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
      for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
      nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
      holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
      persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
      religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
      choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

      I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
      medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
      accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
      calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
      have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is
      necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the
      race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
      preference of the wishee.

      By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

      This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
      transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
      no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
      her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
      revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
      to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
      for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
      greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
      replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
      discretion of the wisher.

      (From another forum)
      "Alright guys listen up, ya'll have probably heard this before, Jackson vs. Securiplex corporation; I am a private security officer, I have no State or governmental authority. I stand as an ordinary citizen. I have no right to; detain, interrogate or otherwise interfere with your personal property-... basically all that means is I'm a cop."-Officer Ernie
      "The Curve" 1998


      • #4
        BHR Lawson, now that's hilarious
        "To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the highest skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the highest skill." Sun-Tzu


        • #5
          LOL. I think you should be the forum's general counsel.
          Security: Freedom from fear; danger; safe; a feeling of well-being. (Webster's)


          • #6

            Happy Holidays, everyone! Hope yours were better than mine.
            Corbier's Commandos - "Stickin it to the ninjas!"
            Originally posted by ValleyOne
            BANG, next thing you know Bob's your Uncle and this Sgt is seemingly out on his a$$.
            Shoulda called in sick.
            Be safe!


            • #7
              Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and that your New Year's goes off without a hitch...

              HotelSecurity, you and I both know better that won't happen...
              “Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left”
              "I swear to God, I'm going to pistol whip the next guy that says 'Shenanigans' "... Capt. O'Hagan, "Super Troopers"