Happy Holidays!

[davis002 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close davis002]

Regardless of what holiday you recognize, Happy Holidays!

[ACP01 Member Find all posts View Profile Close ACP01]

Thank you,
Merry Christmas and any other holiday you might observe.

[Lawson Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Lawson]

I wanted to send you a holiday greeting, but it is so difficult in
today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.
So I met with my Solicitor yesterday, and on his advice I wish
to say the following:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is
necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.


(From another forum)

[davis002 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close davis002]

BHR Lawson, now that's hilarious

[Mr. Security Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Mr. Security]

LOL. I think you should be the forum's general counsel.

[Charger Member Find all posts View Profile Close Charger]

LOL

Happy Holidays, everyone! Hope yours were better than mine.

[flashlightcop509 Member Find all posts View Profile Close flashlightcop509]

Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and that your New Year's goes off without a hitch...



HotelSecurity, you and I both know better that won't happen...