Funnest thing you have been called

[HotelSecurity]

In over 25 years of dealing with drunk students I've been called everything. But I get a real good feeling when after taking their abuse they actually start to cry when they realize that I do have the authority & I am throwing out of the hotel at 3 o'clock in the morning

[GCMC Security]

The Wackenhut Corporation has several types of uniforms and the one I wear is tan and looks very sharp.

Our patches also say " Custom Protection Division" With the Custom Large and on top, I've had people ask me why Customs was in the hospital.....or how come Customs don't carry guns (we are unarmed)

[N. A. Corbier]

I've been accused of being Homeland Security, or Department of Defense. I don't know why.

[Knight Watch]

Names

Well it usually is some sort of Mother, ususally with fat in the mix as well. but the best was a lable given to our department after a revised parking policy allowing to TOW! one ticket #3 the other hospital employees called us: Parking Natzi's How ever after about 3 mo. or so adminstration was tired of all the ball bagging and told us no tow.

[Charger]

I still like being called artificial bacon.

The kids around here used to call me that... But when they realized it wasn't getting a rise out of me, they upped the ante... Now I'm just "Spam"... LOL

[FederalSecurity]

The funniest thing that I've ever been called is "sheep-f**ker."

[Lawson]

Our patches also say " Custom Protection Division" With the Custom Large and on top, I've had people ask me why Customs was in the hospital.....or how come Customs don't carry guns (we are unarmed)

When I wore the CPO uniform, my patches were pre-G4S buyout patches. The new ones I think are a little more identifying as Wackenhut Security, but the old ones say "CUSTOM" large on top, "Wackenhut" written in gold with a gold globe background (so it was hard to see) and "Protection Division" on the bottom.

At my posts that I have worked where we wore the CPO uniform, many a times we get questions such as,

"Why is customs here?"

"Are you watching those immigrants across the street?"

"My brother Brad works for the Border Patrol, do you know him?"

"I thought you guys wore blue, isnt that what you wear at the border?"

"Does the 'W' on your hat mean Washington?"

[1UNDER1]

LMFAO GUYs this is a funny thread

I have been called a flashlight cop, wanna be cop, and as you all a rent-a-cop.

[Mr. Security]

Anyone been called a "key puncher?"

[GCMC Security]

Anyone been called a "key puncher?"

YESTERDAY!! One of the day laborers at the construction site I'm at said his dad used to have a small security company and they had detex clocks, I haven't heard that in a long time til he said something!

[Mr. Security]

YESTERDAY!! One of the day laborers at the construction site I'm at said his dad used to have a small security company and they had detex clocks, I haven't heard that in a long time til he said something!

LOL.......