What was the dumbest, or funniest excuse you heard from one of your officers on why they couldn't report for duty?
Said to me: "I can't come in today, there is a skunk by my car and it won't move. So I am going to have to wait til it moves."
From a 25 y/o Officer: "I can't work over tonight, my parents have me on a curfew."
Said to me: "I can't come in today, there is a skunk by my car and it won't move. So I am going to have to wait til it moves."
From a 25 y/o Officer: "I can't work over tonight, my parents have me on a curfew."

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