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  • 1stWatch
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    I chased after a shoplifter one time who had a gold necklace. At the start of the chase, she slipped out of her sandals, dropped her purse, and her wig fell off. Halfway into the chase, I grabbed her, but pulled an Alzheimers on proper grappling and ended up grabbing her sleeve instead of her elbow. The one-piece dress she was wearing ripped at the seam, she slipped out of it, and continued to run while wearing bra and panties. I caught back up to her and restrained her properly that time...
    We were nice enough to place her torn dress back on her after she was handcuffed.

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  • ozsecuritychic
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    i had this real smart man that thought he would bring his truck into the malls carpark(iam from the country so we dont have very big malls or carparks)this truck was towing a motor home/horse float that had 10 horses in it as well.he was trying to get around a bend that only just has room for 1 single car and of course got stuck, this all occured on thursday night(late night shopping)just before easter.this bloke wanted me to have 2 rows of cars moved so he could park his truck and do his shopping.he ended up getting out after about 2 hrs.after he was rude to the centre manager she rang her friend that just happens to be a parking inspector and got them to pay a visit and he was fined a big amount of money for his stupidity.

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  • Serpico
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    Originally posted by T202
    It was her lucky day, the R/O was a K9

    Did the K9 turn her into a "Happy Meal"?

    No, she was pretty much cornered and gave up. To the left was a very busy street. To the right was a high fence. Behind her was me. And about a block ahead was the K9 Officer who was getting the dog out of the back. She saw the dog and decided not to hop the fence. K9 Ofc. took her in without further incident.

    Our company's hiring manager got his coin purse broke for days about what a great selection he made.

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  • T202
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    It was her lucky day, the R/O was a K9

    Did the K9 turn her into a "Happy Meal"?

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  • Serpico
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    I was the FTO in my district and I had a real winner to train one day. Key words being "one day". I let her go on her break and I decided to watch her while she was in the store. Sure enough, she started putting DVDs into her purse. After she stepped out for a cigarette, I brought her back in. My company was subcontracted to handle LP work, so naturally, my boss wanted to keep this on the low from his client. I advised the local PD that she needed a ride and I took her out back to wait away from the employees. In her infinate wisdom, she decided to make a run for it while we waited. She got about a block down when the cruiser saw me running after her. It was her lucky day, the R/O was a K9...

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  • ff000525
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    Not a loss prevention story but its funny...

    ... so I hope you don't mind me posting it here.
    I get a call from my partner to escort a delivery truck to the shipping area late one night. Ok, that's normal... except my partner was very concerned with the fact that I must escort this truck and driver. So anyway I meet the driver and we go to shipping. The driver is a weird guy from Milwaukee and is acting all hyper and everything, but he's cordgial (if I was a betting man I'd say he was on some type of speed). In the middle of loading up his truck he suddenly stops, gives me a weird look and says "do you have a little boy's room around here?" He says this as he's bouncing up and down like a 3 year old that has waited too long to use the potty and might not make it. I say "Sure, its right here, let me walk you over there" I was not gonna leave this guy alone for one second. I take one step and the driver looks at me, says "nevermind" and runs out the door to the parking lot. Well, I hear him outside cussin and fussin, then he comes back in and lo and behold, he had wet himself, a grown man had pee'd his pants! He walks past me like nothing happened, finished loading his truck and left. After he left I closed up the office locked the doors and fell down on the floor laughing at this poor guy (at least I didn't laugh in front of him).

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  • What are the funniest thing you ever witnessed

    good morning everyone
    Please submit your funniest LPO story (NO names/dates/store info please). My funniest story I actually heard from somebody else.My Lpo trainer... we had this woman in her mid 30-32 range and she was walking kinda funny (straddling taking baby steps avoiding camera's) so she walks past the cash and in between the doors and it turns out she gave "birth" to a turkey (that she was squezzing between her legs) so suspect just casually kicks the turkey away points at another shopper and says she stole it, and walks out of the store, needless to say she was grabbed pretty quickly. It was a lot funnier when my LP trainer told it to me.

    What are some of your funny stories for loss prevention

    stay safe
    Ben

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