I couldn't post information on names, dates... even if I wanted to... I'd be breaking the law... over here anyways.
Anyhow... the funniest thing I saw was in a Super Market called WaitRose, which was right next door to the shop I was guarding.
I'd gone into WaitRose to talk to their guard and to follow suspected shoplifters around with him and relay radio chatter to the other guards in the area.
Basically the theives noticed me from being ''the guy in the other shop'' and did a runna... we were about to give chase when both of the suspects actually managed to trip over on a slippery surface that had just been cleaned of cooking oil.
The looks on their faces as they realised they were falling was a real classic I can tell you.
I wasn't allowed to arrest them because I was not a licenced guard so I have to supervise the arrests and take notes and keep people away.
The Police turned up and told us we'd done well and that these two kids had been spotted on the other side of town looking a little bit suspicious in another shopping store and that they'd been spotted in various locations all over the town. (These kids got around)
Well me and my fellow guard were dead chuffed with ourselves.
I guess the funny part in this story is the very moment when the first kid slipped and took out his buddy and they fell.
Oh how they cried.
Anyhow... the funniest thing I saw was in a Super Market called WaitRose, which was right next door to the shop I was guarding.
I'd gone into WaitRose to talk to their guard and to follow suspected shoplifters around with him and relay radio chatter to the other guards in the area.
Basically the theives noticed me from being ''the guy in the other shop'' and did a runna... we were about to give chase when both of the suspects actually managed to trip over on a slippery surface that had just been cleaned of cooking oil.
The looks on their faces as they realised they were falling was a real classic I can tell you.
I wasn't allowed to arrest them because I was not a licenced guard so I have to supervise the arrests and take notes and keep people away.
The Police turned up and told us we'd done well and that these two kids had been spotted on the other side of town looking a little bit suspicious in another shopping store and that they'd been spotted in various locations all over the town. (These kids got around)
Well me and my fellow guard were dead chuffed with ourselves.
I guess the funny part in this story is the very moment when the first kid slipped and took out his buddy and they fell.
Oh how they cried.
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