New member

[crankloud]

Jokes,don't get me started,,,,o.k then

Two old blokes, they lived a little north of here owned a fighting dog it was a short haired, long tailed, short legged, long nosed australian fighting dog and they thought it was the best fighting dog ever, so they advertised for a challenger worldwide. Some time later a japenese man replied and a fight was arranged. The two old blokes took their short haired, long tailed, short legged, long nosed australian fighting dog to japan and laid a huge bet. When both dogs were thrown into the ring there was a horrific sound and for 15 minutes nothing but dust, when it finally settled there was no sign of the japenese dog at all. The two old blokes gathered up their winnings and were leaving when a Japenese man said "What does short haired, long tailed, short legged, long nosed australian fighting dog mean in english" one old bloke turns and says "crocodile".

[Bill Warnock]

Welcome indeed Tony. My first and last visit Australia, 1965, was to a RAAF base. We flew in from Guam with some equipment. We refueled and back to Guam.
My son goes there on business and just loves the place.
Too bad about the recent riots, hope calmer heads prevail.
Mr. Security's joke was indeed funny. We were told that in the sheriff's academy in 1970. It was a man who had a flat, the patient was a man just inside the perimeter fence who watched and then offered advice. The ending was the same.
It was part of our mental health portion of the course.
Enjoy the day and again, welcome this is indeed an educational site.
Bill

[Mr. Security]

Welcome Tony. I hope you like my joke:

A lady was driving on a road that passed near a mental hospital. She was forced to pull over because of a flat tire. While changing the tire, she accidentally knocked over the wheel cover that she was using to temporarily hold the lug nuts. She lost all four lug nuts as they tumbled over the ledge near the edge of the road. Dumbfounded, she stood there not knowing what to do next.

A patient at the hospital observed her dilemma and yelled out his window: "Take one lug nut off of the remaining three wheels and use them to fasten the spare tire onto the car."

The woman was stunned at the patient's brilliant suggestion and expressed her surprise to the mental patient. The patient responded: "Hey lady, I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!"

[ACP01]

Welcome aboard. Look forward to your posts.

[crankloud]

My name is Tony i am a security officer in a psyciatric ward in Australia.I have been a security officer for 10 years. I was a roof tiler before this and know which job i prefer.Security.I have never been hurt on the job, a fact i am very proud of.