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Hello from Florida!
The boring stuff:
Name - Yes but it changes frequently depending on the mood my wife is in!
Location - Depends on whether my wife is looking for me and/or who's buying the beer.
Age - Oh yeah - got a bunch of that. That's not the issue - the issue is, have I learned anything in the process?
Sex - No.
Married - My wife told me to say "Yes".
Experience - Yes - enough to know better. There is a direct correlation with "age", no correlation with "smart".
Semi-relevant information:
Florida Class D, G, WX
Certifications - CPO, CHSO, CAHSO, CHSS, CPR, AED, TASER, ASP, OC, ETC-ETC-ETC----
Have never shot a .50 cal Desert Eagle at anything, yet - Am not on a first-name basis with Mr. Rambo, yet - have never partied with Beyonce in a swimming pool filled with green jello - yet.
Philosophy:
I am NOT the law is these-here parts - there is always someone who can do things better than I - I am not entitled to respect from people, I have to earn it - I wear a badge for the sole purpose of letting people know who I am if they need help - sometimes it is better to be thought a fool than to open my mouth and confirm all suspicion.
Short term objective - make it till dinner and go home safe tonight.
Long term objective - string together a bunch of short term objectives.
God bless - use your head AND your heart - be safe.
The boring stuff:
Name - Yes but it changes frequently depending on the mood my wife is in!
Location - Depends on whether my wife is looking for me and/or who's buying the beer.
Age - Oh yeah - got a bunch of that. That's not the issue - the issue is, have I learned anything in the process?
Sex - No.
Married - My wife told me to say "Yes".
Experience - Yes - enough to know better. There is a direct correlation with "age", no correlation with "smart".
Semi-relevant information:
Florida Class D, G, WX
Certifications - CPO, CHSO, CAHSO, CHSS, CPR, AED, TASER, ASP, OC, ETC-ETC-ETC----
Have never shot a .50 cal Desert Eagle at anything, yet - Am not on a first-name basis with Mr. Rambo, yet - have never partied with Beyonce in a swimming pool filled with green jello - yet.
Philosophy:
I am NOT the law is these-here parts - there is always someone who can do things better than I - I am not entitled to respect from people, I have to earn it - I wear a badge for the sole purpose of letting people know who I am if they need help - sometimes it is better to be thought a fool than to open my mouth and confirm all suspicion.
Short term objective - make it till dinner and go home safe tonight.
Long term objective - string together a bunch of short term objectives.
God bless - use your head AND your heart - be safe.
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