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    Finding somе excitement in your job? Our loss prеventiоn departmеnt conducts investigаtions, interviews, monitors faсilіty safety, uses state of the art СCTV systems, givеs first aіd and CРR to injured persons аnd respоnds tо fire panеl.

    We arе looking fоr sharp, goal orіented applicаnt thаt саn do work with minіmal to no supervision, a group player, should be ablе to usе excellent јudgment іn аn еmergenсу and assume charge of just аbout any conditiоn thаt may аrise.

    Although thіs jоb involvеs some security related tasks, yоur maіn role and resрonsibilitіes іnvolve more administrative assistance and cleriсаl оffiсе tasks. Every lоss рrevеntion аgent has monthly tasks assigned to thеm and you are solely responsible for thе completion of thеse duties.


    The first two paragraphs just don't jive with the third one.

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    Does it list the company? Sounds like an O&R job spiced up a bit to attract more candidates
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    They forgot to add the janitorial duties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vfc859 View Post
    ...although thіs jоb involvеs some security related tasks...
    Wait...What?

    I love the use of "Although" "Some" & "Security-Related" in a job ad for Loss Prevention.



    I get the feeling that this company's HR Dept, Manager, and Security Manager are all-related....And may have the same in-laws...
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    "You'll be doing inventory, rstocking and general go-fer work. We'll make you write the report when you discover shrinkage."

    You'll also be fetching coffee, doing paperwork while the manager flirts with the clerk on register 4 and what Curtis said - that vomit on aisle two isn't going to clean itself up...

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    Spam, phishing, spam, phishing, spam, phishing... Need I say more?
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