the world's highest tech on graveyard shifts. They told me I could go anywhere I wanted to roam and gave me the keys, as long as I hit the detex route once an hour.

On day shift I'd badge in visitors from across the globe and 3/4 of them would be a "Doctor So-and-So".


Today I was standing guard in a supermarket in a fixed location by the door guarding a few sacks of "on sale" stale dinner rolls that in France wouldn't be considered fit for human consumption. Ok, I guess there was some other stuff in the supermarket, but still....


didn't someone say the "future" would be "1/3 of the people guarding 1/3 of the people from 1/3 of the people"?